Dear stalkers, Let's talk about men today. Men are fascinating, simple creatures. They are either nice guys who are chill nerds/jocks, or oppressive conservative misogynists that objectify and rape women. Right? Obviously, you're a nice guy. So this post is essentially dedicated to you. The target audience of this chapter are all the nice guys out there. WE SEE YOU and this is a just token of appreciation for everything you've done for us. You are our hero and you're not like the other guys at all. Note: When I say "nice guys", I don't mean all nice guys. I'm sure you will understand what I'm talking about, through the course of this letter. It has been brought to my attention that I have been posting too much about hating men lately. God forbid, I start inspiring people to become misandrist, which would endanger the lives of innocent men and rob them of the credit they deserve for all their good deeds. Men deserve to have rights to not be hated...
I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment, this covenant: I will respect the hard-won scientific gains of those physicians in whose steps I walk, and gladly share such knowledge as is mine with those who are to follow. But should any physician, patient, or any individual from any walk of life inflict any criminal attack upon me, especially if it is sexual or brutal in nature, I will not tolerate it. For I am a human within a doctor, I will preserve my humanity by seeking justice. I will obtain the appropriate moral compensation for my culprit's crime. I will not settle for temporary protests and bailable punishment declared by court after waiting for years. I will apply, for the benefit of the sick, all measures [that] are required, avoiding those twin traps of overtreatment and therapeutic nihilism. But should the need ever arise, in the face of harm and for the sake of self-defence, I will excercise my knowledge (medical and otherwise) to inflict medical t...